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Name: James
Location: Ireland
Gender: Female
Interests: Patrick Ewing, Butch Patrick, Adam Pellegrini : playing disc golf, yahtzee, jenga: worshiping Jesus, Budha, & Celine Dion, cooking (Bill Rice), listening to crappy music (rap, country) o wait, I hate that music bc it is gay, I forgot about that, sorry if I may have offended you and yours, have a nice life, and by nice life I mean lay down and die, immediately
Expertise: making fun of Adam Pellegrini, letting Bill know about his ethnic heritage, decking myself out in ice (i.e. wearing a bandage on my cheek, wearing backwards basketball jerseys, and wearing flat-brimmed hats, just like a straigh-up gansta), playing street dice, being gay, and having an ugly girlfreind, ewww so very very ugly, I think I am going to be sick, be right back, need to go puke, so very disgustingly ugly
Occupation: Other
Industry: Other
Message: message me
AIM:  dandoylerules
Member Since:
3/23/2004
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| I thought it was cool that Hellboy took over Da' Passion of Christ as the #1 in the box office 1 week before Easter. Isn't that just dandy. Satan lives on in the hearts of the willing. | | |
| so um, we have a meet today, I don't want to run bc I suck
here are the options:
1) tell coach that I have the green-apple splatters again (I used that to get out of a meet a few weeks ago)
2) Kill Bill Rice - o wait, that would just be fun, it wouldn't really help me out with my meet, crap
3) Kill Reedy, o yes, that would work just fine | | |
| Hypothesis # 1 - eating food mkakes you poop
subject = James O'Brien
constant = food
test 1 James ate food and pooped after digestion
test 2 James ate food and once again pooped after digestion
test 3 James ate food and hasn't pooped since, and it has been over a year
conclusion = wtf? | | |
| Anyone who reads this is officially gay and will be visited at some point during the weekend by a fake-jewish kid named Bill Rice who will attempt to let you know how truly gay you are.... | | |
| Well first off little Bill "I have no penis and a repeatedly gored asshole" Rice I have told my mom about what you had to say about her. She said, "Just wait until I get down to LVC, then I'll really clean out your asshole." And I'm all like, "What the hell? Mom that's sick." And shes all like, "I don't care, it'll teach him a lesson, a good lesson if you know what I mean." It was at this point that I figured out that I need a new family, so I asked my x-lover (Mrs. Rice) to adopt me, and she happily agreed. Bitch better know that it's over. Anyways, now I am your step-brother Bill, and besdies from the fact that I get to celebrate Channukah and x-mass now, whenever you try to rape me in my sleep, besides from the fact that it is rape and it is gay, now you will attempting incest. You're a sick kid Bill. A sick kid.
Anyway, it is the weekend, so I better put on my asshole guard (this is the time of the week Bill gets really frisky)You're a sick kid Bill. A sick kid. | | |
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